Hard half my life on the outskirts of Beijing finally bought a house, payment that day I cried with trembling hands pulled out a cell phone ready to tell his people, behold the boot screen is displayed: Welcome to Hebei Mobile.
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men easily? Man eating out of saving food to my family, playing cards to give away energy-saving home, outside home sauna to give water, sleeping out is to give home birth control! In short, men are trying to build economical society.
bank charges, said: "This is in line with international practice!" service, said: "To consider the situation of China!"
Marriage is the tomb of love - if not a house, you have no access to even the grave!
life like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be bad luck ~
many female stars are not red, because there is no open leg.
I have been crying crying, crying I did not have shoes to wear until the day I saw a man, he did not even feet.
I have been crying crying, crying I do not wear underwear until the day I saw a man she did not even small JJ.
men seemingly happy life actually very painful two things - marry, have children;
man looks like a very painful life, but in fact the two things very well - for love, shit!
Evans 3000, as breasts 42.
beauty is great temptation, but may not be ideal
company to Huangshan Tourism Organization, passing into a toilet to urinate about my colleagues, happened to a few foreigners also followed him into it. I would not wait half a minute at the outside, panic and run to see my colleagues come out.
"so quickly is you?"
colleagues complained to his face like the answer: "Well, it is Nabuchushou ah! first take a hike, first to take a hike."
breakfast to buy eggs, too, discontent, casually abused sentence: shameless!
attendant heard, dissatisfaction, back to the sentence: You Mashui it?
A: hen! This is ** actually having an affair with the quail, wild species that gave birth to you!
in a gentle morning sun gently rose up gently, a gentle girl gently open your eyes. She gently got up and walked out of bed softly, softly to the window, with her gentle hands and gently opened the window. She looked gentle gentle sun, facing the sun gently simply said: "My God we look like a thief that day TMD sun ah ~"
After We Are Rich and shot a movie called "intercourse\Let people buy a house bothered about the story ~
Mushi-clan live in the cave man, the father's live-clan of human high-rise - this is genital worship!
happiness in their own hands, not in someone else's mouth! (I see the cover up)
gg on mm weird laughed: "Jiaotusanku, good woman, the same ~" (Goodbye conceal,)
good teacher no matter where you put on sheets on the bed all to heaven, bad teachers directly with you to live always poke Suite!
as Mr Chan (female) students dropped out, proclaimed the 04 accounting system "Lucky Sambo" end of the era, a new "Beauty World" era about to begin, hope you spread the!
social progress, women are the stronger life; technology, and man is weak in bed!
River swordfight, phone-recurring! The next mayor is to win without pride by defeat, he was defeated, he will keep on fighting? Mobile users to send S * B to 3838, China Unicom PHS users to send JR to 7474, fixed telephone call 54250, named mayor of Shanghai, your favorite!
fall I wife buried in the ground, so that by winter, the police also my uncle buried in the ground up.
wife's mother in front of my face and lessons from the girl to her: "You stand sits a lazy, and his diligent point must!"
talk to you love, I put his head onto a line in the waistband!
one man is not called the spring, the two Qi Jiao Chun garden ~
What a strange thing to embrace, clearly depend on so close, but not see each other's face. (Reprinted please specify Happy End of the World community park)
Shantou big girls: "Do not expect China to bring you pleasure a man!" (Tulip)
Shantou big boys; "China is a man of JJ as if Shenzhou spacecraft, Do not look at small things, all of a sudden put you into space!"
Romeo and Juliet meet at the party, love at first sight, the next day XX; think now met two people in the Disco, and then to Jiudiankaifang Are these indeed is love?
mixed in half a year to know the University, the love everywhere can pick up, library, basketball court, dining hall can become the cradle of love. For this reason, the university of love makes it so cheap price!
see on TV skinny African refugees, even very painful, my grandmother said: "Wa ah, you can Do not be fooled television now, they will not have the money to eat? that their mother took them to the perm! "
Yinchu have clear-cut with Chairman Mao: "China has a large population because of no electricity in rural areas at night!"
life in prison is the best exercise out if I go to jail, you more than my opponent has ~
my friend cell phone in his girlfriend's name is "he\
in fact no such thing as home, the so-called home only to our ancestors wandering the last leg of the journey.
If a person can smile, life is not too difficult to pass the ~ total
world, people, thoughts, in a word: chaos!
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