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First, even hour marquis eat dishonest, a farmer to educate me, told me: 2060 hard Yeah, do not eat, pull out the booger never throw the
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Second, there is rich looking servants, the interview subject is the toilet, did not finished the first few on hand came out, the rich so they sent only one washed away hand, then left him rich. But then one day, the rich found out he did not wash their hands on the Regal asked him why? servant answered: "Even today, with the toilet paper ..."

3, a man saw a sale in a shop, then went inside. "You buy what?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have regulations, you must prove you have a dog." "Where such a requirement?" "Price of goods is all." Men's wear for half a day with sales , shop or do not agree to sell him no way, man had brought the dog home, before buying a dog. A few days later, the man went to this shop to buy cat food, "give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations, you must prove you have a cat." Or the salesman, the man has with her a long time the result was not dawdle do not bring home to cats only bought cat food. A few days later, the man holding dug a hole big boxes came to the shop, find the clerk, "You buy what?" "You reached into his opinions on that." Salesman his hand into it: "Yes What is it, sticky. "" I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper children. "

four personal friends to go with to visit his grandmother. When he and his grandmother spoke, his friend began to put on the coffee table eating peanuts, the peanuts are eaten when they leave, his friend of the grandmother said: "Thank you for peanuts," Grandma replied, "Oh! Ah ! Oh! since my teeth fall out, I can only siphoning off their outer layer of chocolate only. old, and cough...
< br> 5, it was very much like the "spicy vermicelli pot" dish. One time, he went to the restaurant, but also point the dish. but the waiter told him that the dish has been sold out. "you really sold out" he asked, disappointed. "President, really sold out. You see, the last husband had sold to that table. "The waiter replied. That person down the waiter's instructions, they saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him.'ve Had almost a gentleman's meal, but the share of" Hot pot fans "actually is full. That people think that gentleman is a waste of taste, so he walked next to a gentleman, pointing to the share of "fans spicy pot\"Gentleman graciously shook his head. So the people immediately sit down, pick up the spoon gobble up. A clean sweep, while half of the'll feel, and suddenly he found lying at the end of a very small casserole, but has a long full fur the little mouse. a while to eat disgusting that all the fans who spit back casseroles in them altogether. When he shoots up when there Fanwei that gentleman with a very sympathetic look at him and said: "It is disgusting that I do The same is true ... ... "

6, the day the hotel owner is room visits. to a beggar came forward said:" the boss for a toothpicks right? "The boss to give him a send off. For a while, again a beggar is to be toothpicks. Boss thought now that rice will not change how a beggar should be a toothpick? Also give him a pass away, not too old, then to a beggar. The boss said, "You are to be toothpicks to you? "Beggar said:" There was vomit, but I step too late, has been in front of the two beggars to eat eat, and now only soup. Can you give me a straw it?

7, boss, her second child on an airplane, her second child motion sickness, non-stop vomiting. A bag of vomit over, Boss had to pick up the bag, so he came back and found that all machines were in constantly vomiting. Boss asked why her second child, said: "I saw only the bag is also filled with spit and had drank a half into the bag, the results they all vomit."
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one day oldest and second oldest went to the cinema to see middle two began to argue for the plot development, and to this bet. Boss points to put in front of a row of spittoon that "people who drink one where the input side of things." Unfortunately, the boss loses, then drank a boss frowned. Then bet on two plots below, this time, lost her second child saw her second child picked up a spittoon, Gudonggudong even drank 15 big mouth. Boss stunned with admiration for the cast to the five bodies on the second child said, "You are too great, and actually can not even drink 15 big mouth!" Second shook his head, "I did not drink, the spittoon in the sputum is too strong, I can bite constantly! "

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