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Written by foreigners stuff, that makes sense in the world of men and women are the same as under ~ selected several comment:)

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us .
If you think you are fat, you probably really fat, not confirmed with us.
(ha ha. In spite of this, but I can not say oh)

Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
We do not want you at all times, you have to adapt this.
(or else both are very tired ~)

Anything you wear is fine. Really.
what you wear still OK, really.
(really! men to see women dress up, do not see any doorway, feel pretty good! particular, they like a woman, the so-called Shenmeipilao?)

Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts stared at.
wearing Wonder bra (claims to make breasts bigger) and the low cut of the women have no right to complain about other people staring at their breasts.
(do not understand the only thing people have to seduce, but also curse pervert, ridiculous ~)

Crying is blackmail.
cry is extortion.
(Do not believe a woman's tears, crying like a child is hungry, thirsty, hot, cold. a woman crying.... not so simple ~)

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
if you want you had any brains, you do not only imply that, how do I know you want it?
(This is the most annoying, actually often freak Q: How will you in the end, why does not directly say that! always someone guessing the. man is not so fine, fine man is not it!)

Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
Yes, standing close range in the urine than urine more difficult, so we sometimes inevitable mistakes.
(estimated to have been living together ever Aipi experience 。。。)< br>
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
"yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answer.
(do something gave a definite answer please? seeking you!)

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
lasted 17 months The headache is of course a problem, go see a doctor.
(looks like a woman has the disease!)

Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
do not lie. We would rather fail unwilling cheated.
(on! I have always felt that women in this life, then say 60% is a lie, whether good or bad faith, but in fact they do not lie in the talent. but they used to lie)

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
us for 6 months or 8 months ago to say is not that argument as evidence.
(The result is: more and more quiet man. woman more wordy 。。。。)< br>
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
If we say be interpreted in two ways, and one of them makes you angry or sad, then in fact what we mean is another.
(Do not suspicious!)

Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
nothing more than sexual expression, "I love you," the
(Positive Solutions!)

Birthdays, Valentine's, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!
I repeat, birthday, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, these days are not used to test our can not buy the perfect gift!
(help, next time get what, who gave suggestions, definitely difficult!)

Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too .
your brother is an idiot, and your ex-boyfriend, your father is likely to be.
(mountain can not accommodate two tigers, you are my completely! other close ties with all the men you hate)

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
a relationship can never keep our two months before the beginning date of the state.
(consuming passion was strong feeling that such changes are naturally positive, do not worry)