Reprinted 9 joke, 9 reason, you understand

9 joke, 9 reason, you understand?
1, architect

a wife to call the architect, said that whenever a train passed by, her bed would shake.

"This is simply nonsense architect replied," I'll take a look. "

Architects arrived, his wife suggested that he was lying on the bed to experience the feeling of passing trains.

Architect just lie down and go to bed, Mrs. husband came back. He Seeing this situation, it snapped He Wen: "You're lying on the bed of my wife doing? "

Architect replied cautiously:" I said in the other train, you believe that? "

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Some insight if true, it sounds fake; some of it is false, it is no doubt.

2, lure

English gentleman by the French woman with a box, they want to lure the British, who complained after she was strip-lie down cold. Mr. own quilt to her, she kept saying the cold.

"how can I help you? "Sir, asked in frustration.

" I was a child my mother always gave me their body heat. "

" Miss, that I have to render you. I can not jump off the train go to your mother, right? "

Insight】 【

benevolent style of man is man, men lack style is a good man.

3, spoon

Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, waiter immediately to his client.

waiter just walked away, Mike would yell out: "I'm sorry, I can not drink this soup. "

Waiter again gave him a soup, he said:" I'm sorry, I can not drink this soup. "

Attendant had to call the manager.

Manager respectful towards Mike nodded, and said:" Sir, this dish is the specialty of our most deep by the customers, not you ... ... "

" I mean, where is the spoon? "

Insight】 【

a mistake on the change, of course, is a good thing. But we usually have the right to remove, leaving the wrong, the result is mistakes.

4, Chuancuo

dining room, the one exception humble people timidly touched another customer, that person is wearing coat.

"Excuse me, Mr. Pierre you not? "

" No, I do not. "The man said.

" Ah, "he sighs," That I am not mistaken, I was him, and you wear his coat. "

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Insight to do righteousness, not an easy thing. Arguments straight, often humbly; and management crooked people is fierce as a bull.

5, called back to London

a Scotsman, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas's address? Report 1

speed the day, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

Insight】 【

When we finally found the correct answer, but found that it is the most useless.

6, sad story

three people to New York vacation. In a 45th floor high-rise hotel provides a suite.

One night, the elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.

They conferred and decided on foot back to the room, and decided to take turns telling jokes, singing and storytelling, in order to reduce the fatigue CASTLE.

tell jokes, and songs to sing, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, we all felt exhausted.

"Well, Peter, you are speaking, a humorous story to tell."

Peter said: "The story is not long, but extremely sad : I forgot the room key was in the hall. "

insight】 【

our pain, so humor; our humor, so happy.

7, Going

a famous book writer to come to visit. Bookstore owner by surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all replaced with authors of books. Writers come to bookstores, the heart is very happy, asked: "your shop is only selling the book, I do?"

"Of course not." Bookstore owner replied, "other books sell very well are sold out. "

insight】 【

" flattering "is a strange word: you like him in the flattering, but also as an insult to his .

8, to help

at the post office lobby, a woman walked in front of a middle-aged man, politely said: "Sir, please help me address written on a postcard please? "

" Sure. "middle-aged according to the requirements of the elderly do.

old lady said: "please help me write a few words, please? Thank you!"

"Okay." middle-aged photos After the written words of the old lady, with a smile asked: "What to do for you?"

"ah, there is a trivial matter." The old lady looked at postcards that "help I add the following sentence: illegible handwriting, please forgive me. "

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epiphany if you willing to help, people will hate you for a week ; if help was not perfect, might as well ... ...
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